I need:

• to learn to run by myself because my running buddy a.k.a. 52-yr-old aunt slows me down and comprises my workout schedule because of her busy work schedule

• a new bike stat because I need variation, and more importantly because I saw my high school art teacher (the one all the female students had a crush on) biking the other day and he was hot as fu—

• to stop reading Gendrya fics. It’s taking up too much of my time but I can’t because

• to get a handle on my chocolate cravings. I’m such a weakling when chocolate is involved