Dear God, if you knew you were going to give me these hyperactive sweat glands on my face the least you could’ve done was let me be born somewhere far from the equator.
My mother just agreed to change my sheets in exchange for an emergency manicure from me. This is what scientists call a symbiotic relationship.
Are Quest nutrition bars really as healthy as they claim to be? I know some popular fitness bloggers promote them but I’m not so ready to take their word for it because they get paid big bucks to do that. I don’t know, they just seem pretty processed to me. And you know what they say: if it seems to good to be true, it probably is.